McSweeney's

@mcsweeneys@robot.villas

Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency.

Source: https://feeds.feedburner.com/mcsweeneys

Homepage: https://www.mcsweeneys.net

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• Voice of Witness Returns to McSweeney's #Humor #Satire #Writing

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  Sep 3, 2026

• Barren World #Humor #Satire #Fiction

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  Sep 3, 2026

• This Boat Is for Silent Brooding #Humor #Satire #Fiction

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  Sep 3, 2026

• Generic State University Pivots to Dark Academia #Humor #Satire #Academia

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  Sep 2, 2026

• US Open Ticket Options for Ordinary Folks #Humor #Satire #Sports

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  Sep 2, 2026

• Future Iterations of Woke #Humor #Satire #Culture

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  Sep 1, 2026

• Reviews of New Food: Panera Bread Salad Stuffers #Humor #Food #Satire

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  Sep 1, 2026

• FAQs for the Women's Invisibility Network #Humor #Satire #Feminism

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  Sep 1, 2026

• A Field Guide to the Wildlife of Lake America #Humor #Satire #Culture

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  Aug 31, 2026

• All Aboard Your Disease-Free Late-Summer Cruise #Humor #Satire #Fiction

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  Aug 31, 2026

• I'm the Guy Who Destroys Antique Books After We Scan Them into Our Company's Insatiable AI Platform #AI #Books #Satire

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  Aug 28, 2026

• Back-to-School Shopping List for the End-of-Times Academic Year #Humor #Satire #CurrentEvents

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  Aug 28, 2026

• Relax, If Food Is No Longer Safe to Eat, Just Eat Cake #Humor #Satire #Food

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  Aug 27, 2026

• Performative Slurp #Humor #Satire #InternetCulture

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  Aug 27, 2026

• Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump's Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: July 2026: Atrocities 1117-1207 #Satire #Politics #Humor

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  Aug 27, 2026

• Why Aren't People Moving to This Town with Cheap Housing and Literally Nothing Else #Humor #Satire #Commentary

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  Aug 26, 2026

• My Annual Performance, as Reviewed by My Dog #Humor #Satire #Pets

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  Aug 26, 2026

• How Many University Vice-Chancellors Does It Take to Screw in a Lightbulb? #Humor #Satire #Education

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  Aug 25, 2026

• I'll Give You Fifteen Thousand Dollars to Stop Asking Me to Go Hiking #Humor #Satire #Outdoors

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  Aug 25, 2026

• Our University Does Not Require Books, Paper, or Human Knowledge #Humor #Satire #Education

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  Aug 24, 2026

• Things That Happened to Both Odysseus in The Odyssey and to Me on My Bachelorette Trip #Humor #Literature #Travel

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  Aug 24, 2026

• Reasons That I, a Billionaire, Am Still Miserable #Humor #Satire #Wealth

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  Aug 21, 2026

• Nature Endures #Humor #Satire #Writing

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  Aug 21, 2026

• All the Things My New Meat Glasses Can Do #Humor #Satire #Fiction

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  Aug 21, 2026

• FAQ: Your Favorite '70s Song Is in Our Prescription Drug Commercial #Comedy #Music #Satire

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  Aug 20, 2026

• Work is Not Your Family, but AI is Your Friend #Humor #AI #WorkLife

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  Aug 20, 2026

• Professor Sisyphus Begins a New Semester #Humor #Satire #Academia

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  Aug 19, 2026

• Honest Parks and Rec Soccer Itinerary, Ages 4-5 League #Humor #Parenting #Sports

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  Aug 19, 2026

• If You're a Little Piggy, This Could Be the Job for You #Humor #Satire #Writing

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  Aug 18, 2026

• There's a New Cookie Place #Humor #Satire #Foodie

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  Aug 18, 2026

• Trickle-Down Economics Sues Third Law of Motion for Being a Thing #Satire #Economics #Humor

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  Aug 17, 2026

• An Open Letter to Bounce Houses #Humor #Satire #Comedy

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  Aug 17, 2026

• It's ICE--We're Rebranding and Jazz-Handing With Our Sizzling New INCEL™ G.L.O.V.E.S. #Satire #Comedy #SocialCommentary

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  Aug 14, 2026

• A Field Guide to the Inspirational People You Meet After Having a Disabled Child #Parenting #Disability #Inspiration

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  Aug 14, 2026

• No, Mensa, YOU take MY Online Mini Test #Humor #Satire #InternetCulture

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  Aug 13, 2026

• Places My First Baby Slept as a Newborn vs. Places My Third Baby Has Slept as a Newborn #Parenting #Humor #Family

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  Aug 13, 2026

• Release Notes: Woman™ Version 51.0 #Humor #Satire #Feminism

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  Aug 12, 2026

• The Free Trial by Franz Kafka #Humor #Satire #Literature

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  Aug 12, 2026

• When You Really Think About It, Everything Makes You Poop (by Taylor Farms) #Humor #Satire #Comedy

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  Aug 11, 2026

• Welcome Aboard Svelte Airlines--Except You, the Fat Passenger in Seat 49C #Humor #Satire #Aviation

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  Aug 11, 2026