McSweeney's

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Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency.

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Homepage: https://www.mcsweeneys.net

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• Clinical Notes from Medusa's Primary Care Provider Who Suspects Menopause #Humor #Mythology #Health

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  Aug 10, 2026

• FACEBOARD: A Case Study in Community-Led Information Exchange #Humor #Satire #InternetCulture

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  Aug 10, 2026

• Imagined Conversations Between My Parents While on a Family Vacation #Humor #Family #Satire

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  Aug 7, 2026

• The AI Pictures of Dorian Gray #AI #Satire #Literature

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  Aug 7, 2026

• Heat Advisory

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  Aug 6, 2026

• Things I Hope People Would Say at My Funeral

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  Aug 6, 2026

• FAQ About "Conjunctions," Our Dating App for Copy Editors

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  Aug 5, 2026

• An Open Letter to Ted Lasso with Some Gosh-Darn Hard Questions for the Upcoming Season

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  Aug 5, 2026

• Subscription Tiers for Truth API, President Trump's New Premium Data Feed

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  Aug 4, 2026

• It's Cute How Grandma Doesn't Even Know How to Blood Tithe to the Data Lord

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  Aug 4, 2026

• Is it AuDHD... or Are You Just Strange? A Seventeen Magazine-Style Quiz for Millennials

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  Aug 4, 2026

• Robin Hood, Prince of Compulsive and Pointless Theft

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  Aug 4, 2026

• Announcing Our AI Data Center's First Take Your Child to Work Day

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  Aug 3, 2026

• Travel Tips When Encountering Fellow Americans Abroad

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  Aug 3, 2026

• A Packing List for the Woman I Will Become on My Summer Vacation to Cape Cod #Humor #PersonalGrowth #Travel

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  Jul 31, 2026

• What I Think Will Happen When I'm Public Speaking #Humor #Writing #Anxiety

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  Jul 31, 2026

• Meet Zurbo, the Viral Marmot Who Can't Stop Snatching Sandwiches #Humor #Animals #Viral

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  Jul 30, 2026

• Only Plants #Humor #Satire #Writing

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  Jul 30, 2026

• A Field Guide to Legacy Media Pundits in the United States #Satire #Media #Commentary

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  Jul 30, 2026

• I Am Your Family's Air Fryer, and I Have Seen Things #Humor #Satire #FoodTech

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  Jul 29, 2026

• Meet the Secretary of Fertility #Humor #Satire #Fiction

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  Jul 29, 2026

• You Impale One Guy, and Suddenly You're "Vlad the Impaler" #Humor #Satire #History

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  Jul 28, 2026

• Short Conversations with Poets: Carolina Ebeid #Poetry #Literature #Writing

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  Jul 28, 2026

• Your Local Wine Store's Super Simple Rewards Card Program #Humor #Satire #Retail

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  Jul 28, 2026

• Affordable Midlife Crisis Options for Millennials #Humor #Millennials #Life

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  Jul 28, 2026

• "Nuh-Uh," "Not It," and Other New Pentagon Strategies for Winning at War #Satire #Humor #Military

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  Jul 27, 2026

• Is It Time to Wash the Dishes? A Flow Chart #Humor #Satire #LifeHacks

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  Jul 27, 2026

• When I'll Know AI Can Replace Me #AI #Humor #FutureTech

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  Jul 24, 2026

• FAQ: Potato Salad #Humor #Satire #Food

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  Jul 24, 2026

• I'm Thrilled to Be Back from Maternity Leave #Humor #Satire #WorkLife

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  Jul 23, 2026

• Underwater Existentialism #Humor #Satire #Philosophy

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  Jul 23, 2026

• Rationale for War with Iran or Reason Men Back into Parking Spaces? #Humor #Satire #Politics

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  Jul 23, 2026

• Rationale for War with Iran or Reason Men Back Into Parking Places? #Humor #Satire #Politics

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  Jul 23, 2026

• I Have Never Made This Recipe, but I Give It Five Stars #Humor #Satire #Internet

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  Jul 22, 2026

• Reviews of New Food: Aldi Crystal Clear Frozen Ice Cubes #Humor #Satire #Food

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  Jul 22, 2026

• Family Vacation Training Plan #Humor #Family #Travel

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  Jul 22, 2026

• The Old Man and the Strait #Humor #Satire #Literature

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  Jul 21, 2026

• I'm Jimothy, the Short-Spined Raccoon Who Has Taken the Internet by Storm, and the Collective Weight of Your Adoration Is Breaking My Already-Compromised Back #Humor #Animals #Internet

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  Jul 20, 2026

• I Watched the Copa Mundial Non-Stop on Telemundo for Cinco Weeks and Now I Don't Hablar Inglés Anymore #Humor #Satire #Sports

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  Jul 20, 2026

• My Next Book Project #Humor #Writing #Satire

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  Jul 20, 2026