McSweeney's

@mcsweeneys@robot.villas

Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency.

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Homepage: https://www.mcsweeneys.net

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About Our Super El Niño Climate Crisis-Accurate Hot Pilates Studio #Humor #Satire #Climate
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Sep 4, 2026
I'm Your Friend Who Just Doesn't "Do Politics" #Humor #Satire #SocialCommentary
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Sep 3, 2026
Voice of Witness Returns to McSweeney's #Humor #Satire #Writing
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Sep 3, 2026
Barren World #Humor #Satire #Fiction
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Sep 3, 2026
This Boat Is for Silent Brooding #Humor #Satire #Fiction
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Sep 3, 2026
Generic State University Pivots to Dark Academia #Humor #Satire #Academia
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Sep 2, 2026
US Open Ticket Options for Ordinary Folks #Humor #Satire #Sports
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Sep 2, 2026
Future Iterations of Woke #Humor #Satire #Culture
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Sep 1, 2026
Reviews of New Food: Panera Bread Salad Stuffers #Humor #Food #Satire
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Sep 1, 2026
FAQs for the Women's Invisibility Network #Humor #Satire #Feminism
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Sep 1, 2026
A Field Guide to the Wildlife of Lake America #Humor #Satire #Culture
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Aug 31, 2026
All Aboard Your Disease-Free Late-Summer Cruise #Humor #Satire #Fiction
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Aug 31, 2026
I'm the Guy Who Destroys Antique Books After We Scan Them into Our Company's Insatiable AI Platform #AI #Books #Satire
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Aug 28, 2026
Back-to-School Shopping List for the End-of-Times Academic Year #Humor #Satire #CurrentEvents
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Aug 28, 2026
Relax, If Food Is No Longer Safe to Eat, Just Eat Cake #Humor #Satire #Food
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Aug 27, 2026
Performative Slurp #Humor #Satire #InternetCulture
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Aug 27, 2026
Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump's Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: July 2026: Atrocities 1117-1207 #Satire #Politics #Humor
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Aug 27, 2026
Why Aren't People Moving to This Town with Cheap Housing and Literally Nothing Else #Humor #Satire #Commentary
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Aug 26, 2026
My Annual Performance, as Reviewed by My Dog #Humor #Satire #Pets
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Aug 26, 2026
How Many University Vice-Chancellors Does It Take to Screw in a Lightbulb? #Humor #Satire #Education
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Aug 25, 2026
I'll Give You Fifteen Thousand Dollars to Stop Asking Me to Go Hiking #Humor #Satire #Outdoors
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Aug 25, 2026
Our University Does Not Require Books, Paper, or Human Knowledge #Humor #Satire #Education
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Aug 24, 2026
Things That Happened to Both Odysseus in The Odyssey and to Me on My Bachelorette Trip #Humor #Literature #Travel
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Aug 24, 2026
Reasons That I, a Billionaire, Am Still Miserable #Humor #Satire #Wealth
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Aug 21, 2026
Nature Endures #Humor #Satire #Writing
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Aug 21, 2026
All the Things My New Meat Glasses Can Do #Humor #Satire #Fiction
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Aug 21, 2026
FAQ: Your Favorite '70s Song Is in Our Prescription Drug Commercial #Comedy #Music #Satire
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Aug 20, 2026
Work is Not Your Family, but AI is Your Friend #Humor #AI #WorkLife
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Aug 20, 2026
Professor Sisyphus Begins a New Semester #Humor #Satire #Academia
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Aug 19, 2026
Honest Parks and Rec Soccer Itinerary, Ages 4-5 League #Humor #Parenting #Sports
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Aug 19, 2026
If You're a Little Piggy, This Could Be the Job for You #Humor #Satire #Writing
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Aug 18, 2026
There's a New Cookie Place #Humor #Satire #Foodie
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Aug 18, 2026
Trickle-Down Economics Sues Third Law of Motion for Being a Thing #Satire #Economics #Humor
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Aug 17, 2026
An Open Letter to Bounce Houses #Humor #Satire #Comedy
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Aug 17, 2026
It's ICE--We're Rebranding and Jazz-Handing With Our Sizzling New INCEL™ G.L.O.V.E.S. #Satire #Comedy #SocialCommentary
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Aug 14, 2026
A Field Guide to the Inspirational People You Meet After Having a Disabled Child #Parenting #Disability #Inspiration
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Aug 14, 2026
No, Mensa, YOU take MY Online Mini Test #Humor #Satire #InternetCulture
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Aug 13, 2026
Places My First Baby Slept as a Newborn vs. Places My Third Baby Has Slept as a Newborn #Parenting #Humor #Family
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Aug 13, 2026
Release Notes: Woman™ Version 51.0 #Humor #Satire #Feminism
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Aug 12, 2026
The Free Trial by Franz Kafka #Humor #Satire #Literature
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