McSweeney's

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Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency.

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Homepage: https://www.mcsweeneys.net

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• Our Investigation Found That Shen Yun Used U.S. Voter Rolls to Distribute Flyers to Hundreds of Millions of American Households #Investigate #Politics #Satire

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  Jul 17, 2026

• Is It a Red Flag? The Odyssey Edition #Humor #Satire #Literature

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  Jul 17, 2026

• As Your Manager, I Don't Think It's Too Much to Ask That You Read My Mind #Humor #Satire #Workplace

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  Jul 17, 2026

• We Need to Stop This Reckless Rhetoric About Abolishing the Thought Police #Satire #Humor #Politics

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  Jul 17, 2026

• Effective Immediately, Every God-Fearing Soldier Will Be Jacked to the Gills with Testosterone #Humor #Satire #Military

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  Jul 16, 2026

• Disgruntled Performance #Humor #Satire #Writing

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  Jul 16, 2026

• Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump's Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: June 2026: Atrocities 1014-1112 #Satire #Politics #Humor

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  Jul 16, 2026

• A Case for the Giant Toxic Goo Pit I Want to Build in the Center of Town #Humor #Satire #CreativeWriting

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  Jul 15, 2026

• Introducing: MAN-THOLOGY, by Alpha Male Guru, Chud Buffly #Humor #Satire #Parody

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  Jul 15, 2026

• Text Messages from the Mall Food Court Kiosk Where I Am Trying to Order a Chicago-Style Hot Dog #Humor #Satire #Food

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  Jul 15, 2026

• Transcript from the Annual Meeting of the Global Children's Shoe-Sizing Consortium #Humor #Satire #Consortium

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  Jul 14, 2026

• Enjoy Our Beach House, but Please Don't Open the Beguiling Door of Mystery #Humor #Fiction #Satire

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  Jul 14, 2026

• As a Democratic Member of Congress, I Don't Wish to Speak Ill of the Dead #Humor #Satire #Politics

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  Jul 13, 2026

• I'm Cyclosporiasis, the Explosive Diarrhea Parasite, and I'm Pivoting to Music #Humor #Satire #Parasites

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  Jul 13, 2026

• My Critics Are Missing the Nuance of My Membership in the Wealthy People Hunting Poor People for Sport Club #Satire #Humor #SocialCommentary

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  Jul 10, 2026

• A Letter from Mick Jagger to the Devil on the First Draft of "Sympathy for the Devil" #Humor #Music #Writing

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  Jul 10, 2026

• President Trump's Mind Is Too Advanced to Be Constrained by Reality #Satire #Humor #Politics

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  Jul 9, 2026

• We Believe Pregnancy Is a Magical Time in a Woman's Life, So We Designed the Shapeless Maternity Sack™ #Humor #Satire #Fashion

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  Jul 9, 2026

• Reset Yourself #Humor #Satire #Essays

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  Jul 9, 2026

• Tom Waits White Noise Sound Options #Humor #Satire #Writing

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  Jul 9, 2026

• Why Can't the Left Understand That a Politician's Mysterious Illness Is Between Him and His Doctor? #Politics #Satire #Humor

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  Jul 8, 2026

• Let's Drive This Friend Group Right Into the Abyss #Humor #Satire #Friendship

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  Jul 8, 2026

• If Only There Had Been a Sign that the Face-Melting Nazi from Indiana Jones Wouldn't Make a Good Senator #Satire #Humor #Politics

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  Jul 7, 2026

• Reviews of New Food: Rice Krispies Treat Strawberry Ice Cream Sandwiches #Food #Humor #Reviews

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  Jul 7, 2026

• Novel GLP-1 Receptor Agonist Delivers Transition to Astral Plane #Humor #Satire #Fiction

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  Jul 7, 2026

• America Kept Inviting Me to Her Birthday Party, But I Just Wanted to Take Her to the Hospital So She Can Get the Help She Sorely Needs #Satire #Commentary #Politics

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  Jul 7, 2026

• Why the Taco Bell Meal for Two Is the Only Economic Indicator That Matters #Humor #Satire #Economy

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  Jul 6, 2026

• I Don't Know What I Expected at President Nyarlathotep's Great American Shitshow, but Color Me Disappointed #Humor #Satire #Politics

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  Jul 6, 2026

• USA: We Go Together Like... #Humor #Satire #USA

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  Jul 3, 2026

• Survival Tips for Anyone Currently Being Hunted by Joey Chestnut #Humor #Satire #Comedy

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  Jul 2, 2026

• Which Founding Father Are You? #History #Humor #Satire

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  Jul 2, 2026

• The US Constitution Is for Simple Folk Still Burdened by the Belief That Words Have Meaning #Satire #Humor #Politics

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  Jul 1, 2026

• July 4th #Humor #Satire #AmericanCulture

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  Jul 1, 2026

• On the Historical Significance of the Male Low Ponytail #Fashion #History #Menswearableism

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  Jul 1, 2026

• My Gen-Z Sitcom #Comedy #Satire #Humor

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  Jun 30, 2026

• Democrats Need to Win Back Voters by Becoming Republicans #Politics #Satire #Humor

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  Jun 30, 2026

• How to Hustle Like a Tech Founder #Humor #Satire #Startup

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  Jun 29, 2026

• Reviews of New Food: Bush's Rocket Pop Flavored Baked Beans #Humor #Food #Satire

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  Jun 29, 2026

• The Proper Level of Enthusiasm for a Parent During Camp Dropoff #Humor #Parenting #Comedy

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  Jun 29, 2026

• To Solve the Housing Crisis, We Simply Need to Build More Homes (Just Not in My Town) #Housing #Satire #Community

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  Jun 26, 2026