McSweeney's

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Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency.

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• Things I Said I Watched but Actually Just Saw the Meme #Humor #Satire #InternetCulture

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  Apr 28, 2026

• Leaves of Grass (Allergy Edition) #Humor #Poetry #Satire

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  Apr 27, 2026

• William Tecumseh Sherman Demands a Ballroom #Humor #Satire #History

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  Apr 27, 2026

• Here's Exactly What You Should Say When You Call Your Elected Representatives #Politics #Activism #Humor

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  Apr 24, 2026

• Everything You Need to Plan the Perfect Aesthetic First Birthday Party for Your Sad, Beige Baby #Humor #Parenting #Satire

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  Apr 24, 2026

• Fine. This is What I Was Really Like in the '90s #Humor #Nostalgia #90s

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  Apr 24, 2026

• Instead of Losing Democratic Elections, What If We Just Stopped Having Them Altogether? #Satire #Politics #Humor

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  Apr 23, 2026

• Little League Week One Power Rankings #Humor #Sports #Kids

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  Apr 23, 2026

• A Malady of Puns #Humor #Writing #Satire

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  Apr 23, 2026

• Why It’s Actually a Reassuring Sign that You’re About to Be Eaten by Wolves, Ethan #Humor #Satire #Storytellingtendenies

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  Apr 23, 2026

• Our Military Is SICK AF, Bro #Humor #Satire #Comedy

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  Apr 22, 2026

• Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: March 2026: Atrocities 805-866 #Politics #Satire #Humor

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  Apr 22, 2026

• You Don’t Really Think Every Member of Trump’s Cabinet Gets Off on Being Unaccountable, Do You? #Satire #Politics #Humor

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  Apr 21, 2026

• How to Baby-Proof Your Home #Humor #Parenting #Satire

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  Apr 21, 2026

• Frequently Asked Questions About Our Innovative New EdTech Collaboration #Humor #Satire #EdTech

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  Apr 20, 2026

• New and Exciting Anxieties Gifted to Me by My Three-Year-Old #Parenting #Humor #Anxiety

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  Apr 20, 2026

• In Our Glorious AI Future, There Will Be No Such Thing as Money (For You) #AI #Future #Satire

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  Apr 17, 2026

• A Death Doula’s Out-of-Office Auto-Reply Email #Humor #Death #WorkLife

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  Apr 17, 2026

• I’d Love to Pass Through the Strait of Hormuz, but No Worries If Not #Humor #Satire #CurrentEvents

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  Apr 17, 2026

• Fisher-Price Is Pivoting to AI-Powered Autonomous Weapons Manufacturing #Satire #AI #Humor

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  Apr 17, 2026

• As Much as I Appreciate the Trenchant Commentary on the American Healthcare System, I’m Here at The Pitt Because My Appendix Burst #Humor #Satire #Healthcare

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  Apr 16, 2026

• Hairballing #Humor #Satire #Writing

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  Apr 16, 2026

• Henry VIII’s Dating App Profiles #Humor #History #Satire

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  Apr 16, 2026

• Transcript from the Meeting Where They Invented the Mammogram Machine #Humor #Satire #Medical

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  Apr 15, 2026

• The Five Stages of Millennial Wedding Planning

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  Apr 15, 2026

• Vatican City is Overrun with Crime Thanks to Its Woke Pope

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  Apr 14, 2026

• A Childhood in Lebanon, in Spite of War

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  Apr 14, 2026

• Pregnancy Drinking Games

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  Apr 14, 2026

• If Every Congressman Facing Credible Rape Allegations Resigned, We’d Have No One Left to Govern the Country

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  Apr 14, 2026

• I Finally Got a Walking Pad to Store Under the Bed and Never Use

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  Apr 13, 2026

• We Have Achieved Our Goal of Making Everything Worse Than It Was Before

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  Apr 13, 2026

• Here at H&R Block, It’s Our Pleasure to Answer Your Questions About How We Funnel Your Tax Dollars Into the Gullet of the Great War Pig

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  Apr 10, 2026

• Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Thomas McGuane

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  Apr 10, 2026

• America’s Op-ed Columnists Brainstorm Future Headlines About the Birth Rate

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  Apr 10, 2026

• Cover Letter for a Job I Don’t Want

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  Apr 9, 2026

• Treasure Collecting

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  Apr 9, 2026

• An Open Letter to My Eight-Year-Old Following His Harrowing Battle with Norovirus Early on a School Day

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  Apr 9, 2026

• Relax, We Can’t Invoke the Twenty-Fifth Amendment Every Time a President Threatens to Murder Millions of People

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  Apr 8, 2026

• Reviews of New Food: Hormbles Chormbles

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  Apr 8, 2026

• The Shocking Truth About This President That We’ve Been Sitting on for Months Is Now Available for Preorder

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  Apr 8, 2026