McSweeney's

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Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency.

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• At Long Last, I Have Maxximized My Looks #Humor #Satire #SelfImprovement

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  May 15, 2026

• Women Be Like "I Needed This," and It's Just Trusting Themselves #Humor #SelfCare #Empowerment

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  May 15, 2026

• US Army Basic Training for Muscular Olds #Humor #Satire #Military

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  May 15, 2026

• I Cannot Throw Away USB Cables, and It Is Becoming a Problem #Hoarding #Tech #Humor

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  May 14, 2026

• Busy Beavers #Humor #Satire #Animals

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  May 14, 2026

• The Secret Meanings of Pop Stars' Names #Humor #Music #Culture

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  May 14, 2026

• Honey, I'm Sorry I Messed Up Our Moment on the Kiss Cam #Humor #Comedy #Satire

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  May 13, 2026

• Reviews of New Food: Exploremores Girl Scout Cookie #Humor #Food #Reviews

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  May 13, 2026

• Great American Novels: The College Years #Humor #Literature #Satire

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  May 13, 2026

• You Will Buy from Quince, and You Will Fucking Like It #Humor #Satire #Consumerism

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  May 12, 2026

• An Excerpt from Maeve Dunigan's New Book, Read This to Look Cool #Humor #Books #Writing

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  May 12, 2026

• Your Cholesterol Looks Good, but Also Quite Bad #Humor #Satire #Health

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  May 12, 2026

• We're Diversifying the University by Hiring More Crackpots #Humor #Satire #Education

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  May 11, 2026

• A Review of Director Ka$h Patel's FBI Bourbon #Humor #Satire #Review

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  May 11, 2026

• After the Baby, I Didn't Just Bounce Back--I Catapulted #Humor #Parenting #Life

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  May 8, 2026

• Math Problems for Moms #Humor #Parenting #Satire

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  May 8, 2026

• Excerpts from Chief Justice John Roberts' High School English Essays #Humor #Satire #Essays

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  May 7, 2026

• Butch Cards #Humor #Satire #Writing

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  May 7, 2026

• The Sixteen Steps to Owning an Eight-and-a-Half-Inch Skirt #Humor #Satire #Fashion

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  May 7, 2026

• You Know I'm a Good Driver Because I Ace the Tests the DMV Keeps Making Me Take #Humor #Satire #Driving

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  May 6, 2026

• Lines, Ranked #Humor #Satire #Writing

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  May 6, 2026

• You Can Complete Our Online Degree Program in the Time It Would Take You to Read This Article #Humor #Satire #Education

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  May 5, 2026

• An Excerpt from Elizabeth Preston's The Creatures' Guide to Caring #Humor #Writing #Books

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  May 5, 2026

• A Kindergarten Teacher Attempts to Explain Cryptocurrency, and Accidentally Creates a New Financial System #Humor #Crypto #Education

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  May 5, 2026

• "They Would Never Use the Death Star on Us": Alderaan Residents Reflect on Their Support for the Empire as a Large Imperial Installation Enters the System #Humor #Satire #StarWars

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  May 4, 2026

• Book of Revelations, Chapter 6 (Revised 2026) #Humor #Satire #Comedy

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  May 1, 2026

• Miranda Priestly Roasts My Nirvana T-Shirt #Humor #Satire #Fashion

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  May 1, 2026

• We Believe That Combating Racism Is the Real Racism #Satire #SocialCommentary #Humor

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  Apr 30, 2026

• Aquaphobia #Humor #Satire #Writing

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  Apr 30, 2026

• Just Because I Am the Oracle of Delphi Doesn't Mean I Shouldn't Be Allowed to Use Prediction Markets #Humor #Satire #Culture

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  Apr 30, 2026

• Oil Prices Are Sky High, but At Least We're Not Driving Energy Efficient Cars #Humor #Satire #Economics

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  Apr 29, 2026

• I Know Vorgarg the Kazoo-Playing Robot Tried to Kill Us All, but That's Not Going to Stop Me from Going to His Concert #Humor #Satire #Robot

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  Apr 29, 2026

• This Divorce #Humor #Satire #Fiction

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  Apr 29, 2026

• Why Do People Keep Trying to Assassinate Caesar? #Humor #Satire #History

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  Apr 29, 2026

• AP English Students Aren't Thirsting After Holden Caulfield Like They Used To #Humor #Literature #Culture

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  Apr 28, 2026

• Things I Said I Watched but Actually Just Saw the Meme #Humor #Satire #InternetCulture

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  Apr 28, 2026

• Leaves of Grass (Allergy Edition) #Humor #Poetry #Satire

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  Apr 27, 2026

• William Tecumseh Sherman Demands a Ballroom #Humor #Satire #History

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  Apr 27, 2026

• Here's Exactly What You Should Say When You Call Your Elected Representatives #Politics #Activism #Humor

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  Apr 24, 2026

• Everything You Need to Plan the Perfect Aesthetic First Birthday Party for Your Sad, Beige Baby #Humor #Parenting #Satire

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  Apr 24, 2026