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- I am the Instagram Algorithm, Here to Explain Why I Am Showing You Photos of Connor Storrie Instead of Your Best Friend from College
- An Oral History of the US Government’s Attempts to Fake the 1969 Moon Landing
- Matzah’s Daily Affirmations
- I’m Your Therapist’s Therapist, and That Girl is a Fucking Mess
- Our Loyalty Program Is Now a Fealty Program
- Our AI Will Murder Your Employees, Pleasure Their Spouses, and Raise Their Children
- We’re Looking for a Unicorn
- I Have No Object Permanence, and I Vote
- Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Amy Appelhans Gubser
- Introducing HelloFresh’s New Indian Mom Edition, Featuring Tupperware You Must Return Immediately
- This Generation Has It Easy; Their Emojis Are Just Handed to Them
- Swamp Dreams
- Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: February 2026: Atrocities 731-779
- The Merlin Bird ID App Is Now the Merlin Fight ID App
- Theseus Files a Boat Insurance Claim
- Why Are You So Surprised That All the Office Chairs on Earth Have Simultaneously Achieved Sentience and Started Killing Everyone?
- A Letter to My Three-Year-Old Self
- Self-Defense Techniques for Jazz Musicians
- Teleportation Journeys of Other Trump Administration Officials
- Don’t Mind Me, I’m Just Lurking in the Google Doc to See if You’ve Left Me Comments Yet
- I’ve Never seen the Mormon Wives Show, but Apparently It’s Extremely Important, and We All Need to Be Paying Attention
- We’ve Officially Won the War We’re Currently and Indefinitely Fighting
- Excerpts from The Believer: A Microinterview with Roman Prokes
- Welcome to This Open House. Please, Do Not Ask Me About Its Vast Network of Tunnels
- The Odds of Me Being Mauled by a Bear This Weekend Keep Going Up on Kalshi
- Plantmaxxing
- The Party of Small Government Demands Twenty-Four-Hour Video Footage of Your Children
- An Excerpt from Annabelle Gurwitch’s New Memoir, The End of My Life Is Killing Me: The Unexpected Joys of a Cancer Slacker
- Literary References, According to Tech Bros
- The Script of Every American Movie Set in Ireland
- Is Your Child Suffering from Brain Rot or Quoting Finnegans Wake?
- A Brief Overview of What It Means to Be a “Viking” for Bostonians
- I Don’t Care That My Boyfriend Is a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach—I Love Him, and We’re Getting Married
- Classic Movie Quotes If Everyone Were MAHA-Pilled
- The Little Bunny from Goodnight Moon Accepts an Award
- Excerpts from The Believer: No One Gave It to You
- I Brought Your Child an Oversized Lollipop Because I Hate You
- To Keep Americans Safe, the Press Must Only Publish Hot Photos of Me
- Party Games for Fifty-Somethings
- A Couple Tries to Get a Mortgage Approval in an Equal Parts Plausible, Dystopian, and Not-So-Distant Future