McSweeney's

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Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency.

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Homepage: https://www.mcsweeneys.net

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I Hereby Resign as This Year's Faculty Advisor for Our School's Human Cloning Club #Humor #Satire #Fiction
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Oct 7, 2026
My Campaign Promises #Humor #Satire #Politics
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Oct 7, 2026
Relax, We Can't Invoke the Twenty-Fifth Amendment Every Time a President Offers to Let an Enemy Bomb an American City #Satire #Politics #Humor
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Oct 6, 2026
An Excerpt from Jessica M. Goldstein's Novel, Retro #Humor #Fiction #Books
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Oct 6, 2026
Welcome to Our Strip Mall #Humor #Satire #Essays
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Oct 6, 2026
I Live in a Swing State and I Am Going to Need to See More Political Ads, Please #Humor #Satire #Politics
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Oct 5, 2026
An Open Letter to Cornell University from the Mother of a Prospective Male Student #Humor #Satire #College
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Oct 5, 2026
Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Has Something to Say About This Massachusetts Lesbian Bar Situation #Humor #PopCulture #SocialCommentary
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Oct 2, 2026
A Forty-Two-Year-Old Man Checks the Score of a High School Football Game #Humor #Nostalgia #Sports
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Oct 2, 2026
How Could Such a Thing Still Happen in a Country with a Frat Boy Supreme Court Justice? #Satire #Politics #Humor
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Oct 1, 2026
Nocturnal Listening #Humor #Satire #Writing
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Oct 1, 2026
My Trusted Royal Advisor, Conniving Worm Would Never Lead Me Astray #Humor #Satire #Fiction
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Oct 1, 2026
An Open Letter to Senator Eric Schmitt About It Being Totally Okay Not to Know Anything About Sports #Humor #Satire #Opinion
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Sep 30, 2026
A Text to My Husband Upon My Conscription into a Rave #Humor #Satire #Rave
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Sep 30, 2026
Announcing Cornell University's Newest Writing Course: Rape Essays 101 #Humor #Satire #Education
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Sep 29, 2026
Reviews of New Food: Chicken and Waffles Oreos #Food #Humor #Reviews
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Sep 29, 2026
I'm Going to Have a Third Cup of Coffee, and I Need Everyone to Respect My Decision #Humor #Satire #Lifestyle
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Sep 29, 2026
How to Read Good or Maybe Great #Humor #Writing #Satire
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Sep 28, 2026
An Incredibly Chillaxed, School-Bus-Stop Hang with the Gen X Dad Who Keeps Putting Atlas Shrugged in Your Little Free Library #Humor #Books #GenX
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Sep 28, 2026
Fantasy Football Punishments for Your Work League That Violate the Geneva Convention #Humor #Satire #Sports
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Sep 25, 2026
Our Edible Glue Is Not Edible #Humor #Satire #Writing
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Sep 25, 2026
"Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course": A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party #Humor #Satire #Politics
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Sep 24, 2026
Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump's Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: August 2026: Atrocities 1211-1280 #Politics #Satire #Humor
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Sep 24, 2026
Ways Other Than "Gentle" You Could Go into That Good Night #Humor #Satire #Writing
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Sep 23, 2026
First, Add No Shame #Humor #Satire #Writing
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Sep 23, 2026
GIRL CODE: What He Texts vs. What He Really Means #Humor #Satire #Dating
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Sep 23, 2026
Today's Programming Lineup on Trump TV #Satire #Humor #Politics
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Sep 23, 2026
Don't Mess with Texas #Humor #Satire #Writing
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Sep 22, 2026
It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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Sep 22, 2026
We, Your Gracious Meeting Overlords, Are Giving Fifteen Minutes of Your Time Back to You #Humor #Satire #WorkLife
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Sep 21, 2026
My Favorite Fun and Useful Phrases from Duolingo's Yiddish Course #Humor #Language #Education
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Sep 21, 2026
An Important Vaccine Update from the Lord Thy God #Humor #Satire #Comedy
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Sep 18, 2026
It's Friday Night, Bro: Let's Get Sober as Fuck #Humor #Satire #Culture
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Sep 18, 2026
Backrooms, but for Introverts #Humor #Satire #Introvert
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Sep 17, 2026
Sculpture Weather #Humor #Satire #Art
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Sep 17, 2026
Rumpelstiltskin Isn't Your Typical Fertility Startup #Humor #Satire #Business
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Sep 17, 2026
Ryan Lewis's Silence on the Macklemore Situation Is Deafening #Humor #Satire #Commentary
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Sep 16, 2026
An Open Letter to Juvenile, Snoop Dogg, and Lil Jon Regarding My Recently Diagnosed Degenerative Knee Condition #Humor #Satire #Letter
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Sep 16, 2026
We Must Create the Shit Machine #Humor #Satire #Writing
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