McSweeney's

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Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency.

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Homepage: https://www.mcsweeneys.net

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• Announcing Cornell University's Newest Writing Course: Rape Essays 101 #Humor #Satire #Education

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  Sep 29, 2026

• Reviews of New Food: Chicken and Waffles Oreos #Food #Humor #Reviews

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  Sep 29, 2026

• I'm Going to Have a Third Cup of Coffee, and I Need Everyone to Respect My Decision #Humor #Satire #Lifestyle

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  Sep 29, 2026

• How to Read Good or Maybe Great #Humor #Writing #Satire

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  Sep 28, 2026

• An Incredibly Chillaxed, School-Bus-Stop Hang with the Gen X Dad Who Keeps Putting Atlas Shrugged in Your Little Free Library #Humor #Books #GenX

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  Sep 28, 2026

• Fantasy Football Punishments for Your Work League That Violate the Geneva Convention #Humor #Satire #Sports

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  Sep 25, 2026

• Our Edible Glue Is Not Edible #Humor #Satire #Writing

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  Sep 25, 2026

• "Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course": A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party #Humor #Satire #Politics

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  Sep 24, 2026

• Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump's Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: August 2026: Atrocities 1211-1280 #Politics #Satire #Humor

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  Sep 24, 2026

• Ways Other Than "Gentle" You Could Go into That Good Night #Humor #Satire #Writing

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  Sep 23, 2026

• First, Add No Shame #Humor #Satire #Writing

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  Sep 23, 2026

• GIRL CODE: What He Texts vs. What He Really Means #Humor #Satire #Dating

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  Sep 23, 2026

• Today's Programming Lineup on Trump TV #Satire #Humor #Politics

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  Sep 23, 2026

• Don't Mess with Texas #Humor #Satire #Writing

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  Sep 22, 2026

• It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

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  Sep 22, 2026

• We, Your Gracious Meeting Overlords, Are Giving Fifteen Minutes of Your Time Back to You #Humor #Satire #WorkLife

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  Sep 21, 2026

• My Favorite Fun and Useful Phrases from Duolingo's Yiddish Course #Humor #Language #Education

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  Sep 21, 2026

• An Important Vaccine Update from the Lord Thy God #Humor #Satire #Comedy

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  Sep 18, 2026

• It's Friday Night, Bro: Let's Get Sober as Fuck #Humor #Satire #Culture

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  Sep 18, 2026

• Backrooms, but for Introverts #Humor #Satire #Introvert

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  Sep 17, 2026

• Sculpture Weather #Humor #Satire #Art

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  Sep 17, 2026

• Rumpelstiltskin Isn't Your Typical Fertility Startup #Humor #Satire #Business

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  Sep 17, 2026

• Ryan Lewis's Silence on the Macklemore Situation Is Deafening #Humor #Satire #Commentary

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  Sep 16, 2026

• An Open Letter to Juvenile, Snoop Dogg, and Lil Jon Regarding My Recently Diagnosed Degenerative Knee Condition #Humor #Satire #Letter

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  Sep 16, 2026

• We Must Create the Shit Machine #Humor #Satire #Writing

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  Sep 15, 2026

• You Don't Qualify for an ER Visit Until After You Attend This Online Group Class About How to Care for Your Giant Gaping Wound at Home #Humor #Satire #Writing

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  Sep 15, 2026

• Faculty Search Committee Feedback on Applications from Founding Figures of the Fields for Tenure-Track Positions #Humor #Satire #Academia

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  Sep 14, 2026

• Justifications for Not Getting Botox #Humor #SelfCare #AgingGracefully

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  Sep 14, 2026

• Technically, There Is a Non-Zero Chance That Anything Might Kill Off Humanity in the Next Decade: A Response from Anthropic's Claude #Humor #AI #Future

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  Sep 11, 2026

• Welcoming Remarks Made at a Literary Reading, 9/25/01 #Humor #Satire #Literature

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  Sep 11, 2026

• I Can't Believe Zohran Mamdani is Attending the Twenty-Fifth Anniversary Memorial of 9/11, When He Did Nothing to Prevent the Attacks #Satire #Humor #Politics

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  Sep 10, 2026

• Griefmobiles #Humor #Satire #Writing

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  Sep 10, 2026

• A Note from Your Editor Regarding the Entirely Routine Authentication of Your Humanity #Humor #Satire #Literary

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  Sep 10, 2026

• A Day in the Life of a New Yorker, According to My Fox News-Watching Florida Family Members #Humor #Satire #Commentary

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  Sep 9, 2026

• My Ideal Building Contractor #Humor #Satire #Writing

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  Sep 9, 2026

• These Exciting Progressive Candidates Who Might Lose Must Be Replaced by Boring Moderates Who Will Definitely Lose #Satire #Politics #Humor

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  Sep 8, 2026

• Selected Calendar Times for Someone Self-Employed Who Works from Home #Humor #WorkFromHome #Freelance

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  Sep 8, 2026

• Why We Must Return to the Office to Use AI in Person #Humor #Satire #WorkplaceOfficeLife

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  Sep 4, 2026

• About Our Super El Niño Climate Crisis-Accurate Hot Pilates Studio #Humor #Satire #Climate

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  Sep 4, 2026

• I'm Your Friend Who Just Doesn't "Do Politics" #Humor #Satire #SocialCommentary

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  Sep 3, 2026