The Onion

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Marathoner Already Pissing Self Half-Mile In #Humor #Satire #Sports
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Oct 11, 2026
Pentagon To Livestream Firing Squad Execution #Satire #Military #Humor
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Oct 9, 2026
White House Downplays Hyena Biting Down On Trump's Ass #Satire #Humor #Politics
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Oct 9, 2026
Grandma Fondly Recalls Once Working With Homosexual #Humor #Satire #WorkLife
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Oct 9, 2026
FBI Classifies Not Finishing Hamburger As Seditious Activity #Humor #Satire #Food
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Oct 9, 2026
What To Know About 'The Social Reckoning' #Satire #Humor #SocialMedia
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Oct 9, 2026
DNA Provides More Evidence Thomas Jefferson Fathered Children With Sally Hemings #Satire #History #News
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Oct 9, 2026
Recipe For Disaster #Humor #Satire #Comedy
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Oct 9, 2026
Cornell Tries Going By Different Name #Humor #Satire #College
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Oct 8, 2026
Christa Pike Sentenced To Lifetime Execution #Satire #Humor #News
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Oct 8, 2026
Biggest Supreme Court Cases This Term #Satire #Politics #Humor
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Oct 8, 2026
Starbucks Announces New Teen-Free Hours For Nervous Adults Who Just Want To Redeem Birthday Reward #Humor #Satire #Coffee
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Oct 8, 2026