McSweeney's

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Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency.

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US Army Basic Training for Muscular Olds #Humor #Satire #Military
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May 15, 2026
I Cannot Throw Away USB Cables, and It Is Becoming a Problem #Hoarding #Tech #Humor
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May 14, 2026
Busy Beavers #Humor #Satire #Animals
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May 14, 2026
The Secret Meanings of Pop Stars' Names #Humor #Music #Culture
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May 14, 2026
Honey, I'm Sorry I Messed Up Our Moment on the Kiss Cam #Humor #Comedy #Satire
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May 13, 2026
Reviews of New Food: Exploremores Girl Scout Cookie #Humor #Food #Reviews
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May 13, 2026
Great American Novels: The College Years #Humor #Literature #Satire
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May 13, 2026
You Will Buy from Quince, and You Will Fucking Like It #Humor #Satire #Consumerism
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May 12, 2026
An Excerpt from Maeve Dunigan's New Book, Read This to Look Cool #Humor #Books #Writing
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May 12, 2026
Your Cholesterol Looks Good, but Also Quite Bad #Humor #Satire #Health
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May 12, 2026
We're Diversifying the University by Hiring More Crackpots #Humor #Satire #Education
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May 11, 2026
A Review of Director Ka$h Patel's FBI Bourbon #Humor #Satire #Review
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May 11, 2026
After the Baby, I Didn't Just Bounce Back--I Catapulted #Humor #Parenting #Life
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May 8, 2026
Math Problems for Moms #Humor #Parenting #Satire
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May 8, 2026
Excerpts from Chief Justice John Roberts' High School English Essays #Humor #Satire #Essays
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May 7, 2026
Butch Cards #Humor #Satire #Writing
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May 7, 2026
The Sixteen Steps to Owning an Eight-and-a-Half-Inch Skirt #Humor #Satire #Fashion
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May 7, 2026
You Know I'm a Good Driver Because I Ace the Tests the DMV Keeps Making Me Take #Humor #Satire #Driving
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May 6, 2026
Lines, Ranked #Humor #Satire #Writing
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May 6, 2026
You Can Complete Our Online Degree Program in the Time It Would Take You to Read This Article #Humor #Satire #Education
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May 5, 2026
An Excerpt from Elizabeth Preston's The Creatures' Guide to Caring #Humor #Writing #Books
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May 5, 2026
A Kindergarten Teacher Attempts to Explain Cryptocurrency, and Accidentally Creates a New Financial System #Humor #Crypto #Education
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May 5, 2026
"They Would Never Use the Death Star on Us": Alderaan Residents Reflect on Their Support for the Empire as a Large Imperial Installation Enters the System #Humor #Satire #StarWars
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May 4, 2026
Book of Revelations, Chapter 6 (Revised 2026) #Humor #Satire #Comedy
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May 1, 2026
Miranda Priestly Roasts My Nirvana T-Shirt #Humor #Satire #Fashion
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May 1, 2026
We Believe That Combating Racism Is the Real Racism #Satire #SocialCommentary #Humor
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Apr 30, 2026
Aquaphobia #Humor #Satire #Writing
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Apr 30, 2026
Just Because I Am the Oracle of Delphi Doesn't Mean I Shouldn't Be Allowed to Use Prediction Markets #Humor #Satire #Culture
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Apr 30, 2026
Oil Prices Are Sky High, but At Least We're Not Driving Energy Efficient Cars #Humor #Satire #Economics
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Apr 29, 2026
I Know Vorgarg the Kazoo-Playing Robot Tried to Kill Us All, but That's Not Going to Stop Me from Going to His Concert #Humor #Satire #Robot
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Apr 29, 2026
This Divorce #Humor #Satire #Fiction
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Apr 29, 2026
Why Do People Keep Trying to Assassinate Caesar? #Humor #Satire #History
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Apr 29, 2026
AP English Students Aren't Thirsting After Holden Caulfield Like They Used To #Humor #Literature #Culture
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Apr 28, 2026
Things I Said I Watched but Actually Just Saw the Meme #Humor #Satire #InternetCulture
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Apr 28, 2026
Leaves of Grass (Allergy Edition) #Humor #Poetry #Satire
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Apr 27, 2026
William Tecumseh Sherman Demands a Ballroom #Humor #Satire #History
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Apr 27, 2026
Here's Exactly What You Should Say When You Call Your Elected Representatives #Politics #Activism #Humor
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Apr 24, 2026
Everything You Need to Plan the Perfect Aesthetic First Birthday Party for Your Sad, Beige Baby #Humor #Parenting #Satire
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Apr 24, 2026
Fine. This is What I Was Really Like in the '90s #Humor #Nostalgia #90s
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Apr 24, 2026
Instead of Losing Democratic Elections, What If We Just Stopped Having Them Altogether? #Satire #Politics #Humor
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Apr 23, 2026

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