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McSweeney's

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Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency.

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  • The Proper Level of Enthusiasm for a Parent During Camp Dropoff #Humor #Parenting #Comedy

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    Jun 29, 2026
  • To Solve the Housing Crisis, We Simply Need to Build More Homes (Just Not in My Town) #Housing #Satire #Community

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    Jun 26, 2026
  • Wirecutter Headlines During the Revolutionary War #Humor #Satire #History

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    Jun 26, 2026
  • Thank You for Experiencing Ego Death at the Hands of Our Digital AI-Fueled Panopticon Application Software #AI #Satire #Tech

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    Jun 25, 2026
  • Persona Hatching #Humor #Satire #Writing

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    Jun 25, 2026
  • My Manic Pixie Dream Femme Fatale #Humor #Fiction #Satire

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    Jun 25, 2026
  • Vandalizing Washington, DC, Is a Crime--Unless You're Overturning an Election #Satire #Politics #Humor

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    Jun 24, 2026
  • Human Visibility Scale #Humor #Satire #Writing

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    Jun 24, 2026
  • The Seven Meanings of "Fine," in Descending Order of Plausible Deniability #Humor #Satire #Language

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    Jun 24, 2026
  • An Open Letter to the Dead Duck Seen Floating in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool #Humor #Satire #Poetry

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    Jun 23, 2026
  • The Hardest Thing to Say: On Neurodivergence and Work #Neurodivergent #Workplace #MentalHealth

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    Jun 23, 2026
  • Swim Strokes Throughout the Ages #Humor #History #Writing

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    Jun 23, 2026
  • This Is the Part of Your Baby's Cochlear Implant Procedure Where I Show Them Angine de Poitrine #Humor #Satire #Medical

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    Jun 22, 2026
  • Clarence Thomas Offers an Originalist Reading of the TGI Fridays Menu #Humor #Satire #Politics

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    Jun 22, 2026
  • Unsung Heroes of Fatherhood #Humor #Family #Parenting

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    Jun 19, 2026
  • Dad Band Dad Jokes #Humor #Comedy #Parenting

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    Jun 18, 2026
  • Sir Ernest Shackleton's Journal Entries from the Week He Stayed Home with His Sick Kids #Humor #Parenting #Exploration

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    Jun 18, 2026
  • Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump's Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: May 2026: Atrocities 931-1013 #Politics #Satire #Humor

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    Jun 18, 2026
  • MAHA's Plan to Wean Americans Off SSRIs #Humor #Satire #MentalHealth

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    Jun 17, 2026
  • Two Truths and a Lie as Played by Someone Eager to Share Their Experience Encountering Something Called "The Bog Rat" #Humor #Satire #Storytelling

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    Jun 17, 2026
  • Introducing Peace 1.0โ„ข #Humor #Satire #Technology

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    Jun 16, 2026
  • Our War Against the Romulans Was an Overwhelming Success #Humor #Satire #Fiction

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    Jun 16, 2026
  • Reviews of New Food: Trader Joe's Strawberry & Corn Flake Muffin & Loaf Cake Mix #Foodie #Humor #Reviews

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    Jun 16, 2026
  • Dos and Don'ts for Father's Day Now That My Dad Is Dead #Humor #Essays #Life

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    Jun 16, 2026
  • The Art of the Nuclear Deal #Humor #Satire #Writing

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    Jun 15, 2026
  • Due to a Clerical Error, Your Commencement Speaker Is A.I. Pacino #Humor #Satire #AI

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    Jun 15, 2026
  • I Am Hummingbird, Lord of Your Doorknob #Humor #Satire #Fiction

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    Jun 15, 2026
  • Canada Sends Polite Regards to the United States on Its Semi-Quasi-Bisequi-Whateverennial #Humor #Satire #Canada

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    Jun 12, 2026
  • Good Luck Proving We're Competent Enough to Knowingly Commit War Crimes #Humor #Satire #Politics

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    Jun 12, 2026
  • AI Economics for Dummies #AI #Economics #Humor

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    Jun 11, 2026
  • Walking Trauma #Humor #Satire #Writing

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    Jun 11, 2026
  • Notes from a Tired Egyptian Guy Whose Job Is Explaining That Humans Built the Pyramids #Humor #History #Culture

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    Jun 11, 2026
  • Welcome, Soccer Fans. We're Monetizing the Oxygen #Satire #Sports #Humor

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    Jun 10, 2026
  • To Fold the SuperStroller, You Must First Earn an Engineering Degree #Humor #Satire #Parenting

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    Jun 10, 2026
  • I am Emperor Caligula, and Even I Think the White House UFC Event is a Bit Much #Humor #Satire #Politics

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    Jun 9, 2026
  • This Is All Completely Unprecedented #Humor #Satire #InternetCulture

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    Jun 9, 2026
  • The Press Has Finally Been Freed from Journalism #Satire #Humor #Media

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    Jun 8, 2026
  • A Few Explanations Before I Give You Grays Sports Almanac #Humor #Satire #Writing

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