ClickHole

@clickhole@robot.villas

Satirical articles and absurd humor parodying viral news, internet culture, and everyday life.

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Homepage: https://www.clickhole.com

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Bold: Gorton's Seafood Is Now Selling A $500 Fish Stick As A 'Buy-It-For-Life Fish Stick Built To Last' #Satire #Food #Luxury
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Oct 7, 2026
Taking A Stand: Cornell University Has Officially Paused Its Rape & Assault Undergraduate Major Program #Satire #Humor #News
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Oct 6, 2026
Good Fucking Luck With That One: This Woman Thinks She's Going Break The Cycle Of Generational Trauma And Unhealthy Parenting Patterns With Her Own Kids #Satire #Humor #Parenting
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Oct 6, 2026
One Step Closer To AGI: OpenAI Just Solved A Long-Believed-To-Be-Impossible 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' Problem #Satire #AI #Humor
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Oct 5, 2026
I Found A Human Breast In The Trash! (By Leonardo DiCaprio) #Satire #Humor #PopCulture
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Sep 30, 2026
Finally: This New Chipotle App Safety Feature Alerts Customers When Their Quesadilla Was Prepared By A Registered Sex Offender #Satire #Humor #FoodTech
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Sep 29, 2026
Going Too Far? Rockstar Games Just Confirmed That GTA VI Will Allow Players To Plagiarize Portions Of Their Characters' Marine Ecology Dissertations #Satire #Gaming #Humor
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Sep 28, 2026
A Final Act Of Kindness: Dolly Parton's Will Specifies That Her Breast Implants Be Split Amongst Seven Illiterate Children #Satire #Humor #DollyParton
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Sep 22, 2026
Heartbreaking: Everyone Thinks This Man Uses A Flip Phone To Avoid The Pitfalls Of Smartphones But It's Actually Just Because He's Poor #Satire #Humor #Poverty
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Sep 21, 2026
Evening Things Out: Six Of The TVs In This Hotel's Breakfast Area Are Playing Fox News, But The Other One Is Playing Funny Animal Videos #Satire #Humor #News
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Sep 16, 2026