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Douchey Account Guy

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Archived advertising-agency workplace humor and submitted quotes about account management; feed entries end in September 2016.

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  • "Per our discussion 5 minutes ago... we need the deck in 10 minutes." #Advertising #WorkplaceHumor #AccountManagement

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    Sep 12, 2016

  • "I'm just asking the question..." #Humor #Advertising #Workplace

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    Sep 12, 2016

  • "Have you nailed it yet?" #Humor #Advertising #Workplace

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    Sep 12, 2016

  • "Let's not boil the ocean." #Advertising #WorkplaceHumor #AccountManagement

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    May 22, 2016

  • "I know we said we were just presenting rough comps to the client but I was hoping these were going..." #Advertising #WorkplaceHumor #AccountManagement

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    Apr 7, 2016

  • "It's a tight turnaround, but I know you can work your magic on it." #Humor #Advertising #Workplace

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    Mar 22, 2016

  • "Should we grab a room?" #Humor #Advertising #Workplace

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    Oct 27, 2015

  • "I've only budgeted a half hour for creative." #Advertising #Humor #AccountManagement

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    Oct 27, 2015

  • "What's on your plate right now?" #Humor #Workplace #Advertising

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    Apr 9, 2015

  • "I just want to put the flag on the pole." #Humor #Advertising #Workplace

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    Apr 3, 2015

  • "Totally understand your concerns. Having said that...." #Humor #Advertising #Workplace

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    Apr 2, 2015

  • ""Let's pull the pin on this grenade"." #Advertising #Humor #Workplace

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    Mar 19, 2015

  • "Let's socialize this and see where it goes." #Humor #Advertising #Workplace

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    Mar 19, 2015

  • "Can't make a chicken salad out of chicken shit." #Humor #Advertising #Workplace

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    Mar 19, 2015

  • "Let's not go there now, but let's buy a ticket to go there later." #Advertising #Humor #AccountManagement

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    Dec 12, 2014

  • "Let's determine the long pole in the tent here" #Humor #Advertising #Workplace

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    Dec 12, 2014

  • "It's always easier to surf when there are waves." #Humor #Advertising #Workplace

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    Nov 7, 2014

  • "At the end of the day, it is what it is." #Humor #Workplace #Advertising

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    Oct 10, 2014

  • "We're still gold-plating a go-live date." #Advertising #WorkplaceHumor #AccountManagement

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    Oct 10, 2014

  • "I mean, I'm not a designer, but..." #Humor #Advertising #Workplace

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    Oct 10, 2014